101 Reasons not to workout


(excuses)

  • 1. Too damned tired
  • 2. Not enough sex last night
  • 3. Too much sex last night
  • 4. I need to lose weight before I workout
  • 5. My workout clothes fit me kind of wierd
  • 6. I knew my workout partner was not going to be there
  • 7. It was too cold outside
  • 8. I had a headache (where have I heard this one?)
  • 9. It smells bad in the gym
  • 10. If I want torture, I'll stay home
  • 11. I don't have the time to be healthy
  • 12. Someone might laugh at me
  • 13. The baby kept me up all night
  • 14. I was too tired
  • 15. I'm a wimp
  • 16. I can't find a gym
  • 17. I get my exercise(extra size?) by running to the frig.
  • 18. I can't afford fancy workout clothes like the other people.
  • 19. I can't workout. My friend punched my arm.
  • 20. I had to study this morning.
  • 21. My daughters birthday was today.
  • 22. I broke my arm attempting to repair the u-joints on my truck.
  • 23. I'm too busy with my kids soccer games.
  • 24. I had a gas leak at my house.
  • 25. I had an eye problem. I couldn't see me working out today.
  • 26. The elevator to the gym was out of order.
  • 27. My fish tank leaked on my VCR.
  • 28. My windows won't defrost.
  • 29. My 5 year old has diarhea and his boots leaked.
  • 30. I am on jury duty and the public defender is hot!
  • 31. I can't go, that guy is in the weight room again. He scares me!